The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasing Any Woman
Yo, nameâs Martin and I got a little something to say. It's funny how life works in mysterious ways... Even though Iâm following my dream by working on movies, theyâre not really what I had in mind back when I was a boy. Long story short: up until a few weeks ago I worked in the adult film business. My favorite part? The crew's laughter whenever someone would âdot the eyesâ -- when one of the guys would splash a girls eyes with his coconut saliva! You should try it, thereâs just something about making a girls eyeâs burn that really connects to our inner primal being. But if you wanna âdot the eyesâ youâve got to be able to last that long, most of us canât. I sure couldnât until a year ago when one of the actors clued me in on some industry secrets. He told me how most porn stars aren't born with big dicks and the ability to fuck for hours: they get that way with legal supplements that the industry doesn't want you to know about. Thatâs why Iâm writing this -- to share a little story.
Before I give you the break-down though, let me brag about my results in just a few weeks:
lol you can see how I tried to squeeze out a few more inches in the before picture
My buddy's story about becoming a top porn star is pretty funny. He started in those weird fetish movies with feet, animals, and diapers. He realized heâd be stuck in these shitty movies banging animals and BBW chicks forever if he didnât step his game up fast. He told me how he was a skinny lookin' kid, endowment was average at best, and his stamina was like a pregnant mom on rollerblades. To be making money as a male porn star and to be fuckin the finest pornstars youâve gotta be the full package. You gotta have a cut body, big ass love shaft, and youâve gotta be able to butter them up with your âgameâ as much as your cock. Of course these same rules can be applied to getting chicks in the real world.
The details he told me of his transformation would change my life forever...
His favorite director clued him in and told him the big secret. RezBerry Ultra and Virility-EX were two products that have a synergistic effect to grow your cock and improve your stamina. They work in harmony together to build the qualities any man needs to have. A cut body, big cock, and a mouthpiece that makes any woman sweat before the sun rises!
Game Changer #1 - RezBerry Ultra
RezBerry Ultra is a groundbreaker that has taken the adult film industry to a whole new level. Iâd never seen my actors fuck my girls so hard for so long and with such authority. Fuck Viagra, fuck Cialis, fuck all that shit! This stuff isnât a prescription, itâs not going to put a huge hole in your wallet, and it works ten times better than all that old man prescription shit in those bad commercials.
RezBerry Ultra is a scientific blend of amino acids that increases levels of nitric oxide in the body. Nitric Oxide helps move oxygen into your muscles when they need it most, sparking powerful muscle growth, strength gains and incredible, ripped pumps. ResBerry's unique capability to boost Arginine levels in your body is the key. Arginine, which is also known as L-Arginine has several benefits such as wound healing, kidney cleansing, immunity control and enhancement of hormones. Since arginine helps arteries relax and improve blood flow, it turns your not only your body, but your cock into a fucking machine! Say goodbye to erectile dysfunction and the âOne Minute Manâ.
This âsecret sauceâ slowly initiates its performance by motivating your organs to function properly. It gives you power, energy, and massive pumps. Your fucking sessions will turn into sex marathons, not only does your body transform into a muscular, cut machine, but it can withstand hours of sexual abuse from the hottest chicks you can find. You're going to be able to withstand hours of fucking and abuse from whatever creative shit you and your girl wanna try out. Bring on the âFuck Fest Babyâ!
*Update: RezBerry Ultra is offering a free trial to anyone who wants to try their product. All you have to do is pay some chump change for shipping and you're all set. Take advantage of this offer because it won't last long.
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Game Changer #2 - Virility-EX Penis Enhancer
Step one is importantâ¦ very important. You need to have a body that not only gets your girlâs funpouch wet, but a dick that can impress any girl whose lucky enough to see it. Thatâs where Virility-EX comes in. Itâs crazy how well this works in unison with RezBerry Ultra. The synergistic effect of the two products is so explosive that nothing else on the market can even compete.
Virility-EX gives your cock a massive boost of confidence. It stiumulates growth so that you can get the extra few inches you need. It also improves the quality of your erections so you're always on top of your game... even when you're on the bottom.
Virility-EX is completely safe -- it's main effect is to increase healthy blood flow to your member. Hereâs a little anatomy lesson for ya. The penis is made up of three erectile chambers. When aroused, the flow of blood increases into these three chambers, and the outflow is decreased, which produces an erection. The more blood that is pushed into the chambers, the larger you can become. Virility-EX creates substantial growth in both length and girth by forcing more blood flow into these three chambers, stretching the tissue, and naturally enlarging your shaft of love.
This product came around at a perfect time for me. After working in porn, I was nervous about my size. But after I tried out the products these guys were using, I've got a dick that I'm never embarrassed to show off. You can too -- make em burn baby!
*Good news: Virility-EX is temporarily available for a month-long free trial. Trust me, if you're on this stuff for more than a month you're probably going to have to buy new pants.
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#3 (Optional) - PheraMoan
I dunno if you've been reading any science journals lately, but scientists have isolated a major factor in attraction called pheromones. Pheromones are chemicals that our bodies produce that attract women subconsciously. I know it sounds like pseudo-science, but you can check out the Wikipedia article or just do a Google search: this shit is for real.
A few weeks ago I tried a cologne that had an extra dose of pheromones called PheraMoan. Now I dunno if it was just the placebo effect or what, but when I say I've never had so much success at the club I'm not kidding. I was grinding on chicks left and right, driving them wild.
PheraMoan obviously doens't have anything to do with your cock size or your virility so this step is optional, but if you're open minded I suggest you give it a whirl. I think the first month is free so you won't have anything to lose.
I left the porn industry because I felt like it wasnât the best job for a future husband and fatherâ¦ hopefully. Iâve found a job working on my first love, which are feature films. But the lessons and experiences I took away from my time spent filming people fuck for days is something I wonât soon forget. There are three layers to any man who wants to truly get the âgirlâ or âgirlsâ of his dreams.
The first layer is your physical appearance. In this day and age even though itâs shallow, itâs the damn truth. To get the dime pieces you have to at least have the body of one, or close to it. Not only does RezBerry Ultra sculpt you into a fuckin beast, but it also shoots your stamina and sexual endurance through the roof. Your libido just skyrockets and the women donât know how to handle it. They can try to tame you but they wonât be able too!
The second layer is the performance of your Pork Sword. Virility-EX takes your game below the belt to a whole new level. Not only will you be fucking for hours, but your orgasms are like fireworks at Disneyland. Then you add the fact that your cock will grow at least 2 inches in a matter of months. Câmon now guys; there is truth to the saying âSize Matters.â Now you can use your size and enjoy it.
The final layer is your game. Like I said, the real world is not the porn world. You can be a ripped, fucking machine, with a cock like Zeus, but until you can learn to talk, schmooze, spit game, whatever you wanna call it, you wonât be able to use your newfound powers. If you're naturally shy PheraMoan might just be your ticket.
Iâm stationed out at a movie set in Australia waiting for my scenes to finally film. I was bored so I threw up this site, so no other man has to watch porn and live vicariously threw a guy on your computer screen ever again. You can get these chicks too, just put try out this two-step plan and watch the magic happen. Once you fine tune your game, get your body stacked, and your cock locked and loaded youâll be asking yourself why you watched porn for years.
Oh yeah, and don't forget to "dot the eyes!"